I went to Walgreen's [big chain drug store] like two nights ago to get tampons. This is only slightly related because, like many females, my hormones get kind of crazy during that time of the month and I don't generally look my best.
Lady is ringing me up, I'm wincing in pain and mumbling common courtesies back to her when she stops and stares at me silently for a few seconds.
Her: Can I tell you something?
Her: You'd be really pretty if you didn't have acne.
Me: .... D:
This was, unfortunately, one of those times when comebacks completely failed me and I just stared at her aghast and embarrassed, grabbed my bag, and dodged out the door in a hurry.
MAYBE if she worked in the pharmacy and was trying to sell me something... no. No, not even then.