Me: Do you have any Diet Pepsi?
Him: I'm sorry, I do not understand?
Me :Diet Pepsi.
Him. Diet Pepsi, no. Pepsi only.
Me. OK, I'll have a Fanta please.
Him. Pepsi only.
Me (looks at the half a dozen cans of Fanta on his trolley) No, you have Fanta.
Him: (getting cross) Pepsi only.
Me (points to can of Fanta) Fanta please.
Him: No Diet Pepsi. No Diet Pepsi!! Only Pepsi!
Me: FANTA!!!
Him. Pepsi only.
Me: (in despair picks up can of Fanta from trolley in one hand and points to name label on it with the other) Fanta!
Him: 70 pence please.
Well an apology would have been nice. Hiring staff who can understand what customers are saying would be better still...