You know. The paper that says to put in the customer's phone number, which you never asked me for, to bring up what box the online form assigned me.
The paper that says, "internet reservations do not currently support caller service numbers at this time".
Thanks for wasting 45-50 minutes of my time on Monday and making me late to my first ever biopsyche class. Your friend who handed you the instructions got my keys for me in about ten minutes. You, sir, fail.