I like my sugar with coffee and cream. (miseracordia) wrote in bad_service,
I like my sugar with coffee and cream.
miseracordia
bad_service

Dear Head Shop Employee,


All I did was ask for a job application because I saw your "Help Wanted" sign in the window, so if you could maybe refrain from looking at me like I just asked you to help me punch a sack full of baby rabbits in the middle of your store, that would be really awesome.


Also, I would like to remind you that your store sells BONGS, not the cure for cancer, so if you could additionally refrain from treating my best friend and I like we weren't worthy of even looking in your general direction, that'd be great, too.


Signed,
The out-of-work college student who wouldn't have even asked for an application if she wasn't in desperate need of some cash.
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