It was a guy, tow truck and all, asking me if Jane Doe lived here.
"Nope," I said. "Nobody here by that name."
"Well this is the address she put down as her residence. Her car is up for repossession."
"She doesn't live here!"
"OK then," he said. "I'd hate to have to come back and take one of the other cars as a trade."
At least four times since then, he's come by again with his truck--I've seen him from the window. Hello!!!???? I said *JANE DOE DOESN'T LIVE HERE!!!!*
So what I'm worried about is: Can he take one of the two other cars sitting in the driveway? One of them is mine, and I can absolutely guarantee it's current--just sent November's payment in last week. The other is paid off entirely. I don't think a bank can take a car that is neither in default nor registered to the deadbeat.
(To be safe, though, I may just move one or both of them into the garage.)