SOME PEOPLE DO NOT EAT CHEESE.
THIS IS NOT UNUSUAL.
PLEASE TO NOT BE MESSING UP MY ORDER.
Here's some hints: when the customer says "No cheese", and "No cheese" (or "- cheese" or "minus cheese" or some variant) is printed on the electronic board, the receipt, and whatever ticket system the drive-through order-taker uses to communicate with the fry cooks - this means DO NOT PUT CHEESE ON THE BURGER.
It's not that difficult.
Also, protip: when the burger has two kinds of cheese, and the customer says "No cheese", that doesn't mean "no jack cheese, but American is ok" - it means NO CHEESE.
Funny looks are not an acceptable response to a custom order.
This is why I've taken to ordering chicken sandwiches. Except the ones that come with cheese.
18 years of my life I've hated cheese with a burning passion because the first two years of my life it made me violently ill. I grew out of the allergy, thankfully, because otherwise it seems I could never eat out. Cheese on pizza is ok, and chinese food doesn't usually have cheese, but burgers... I've never eaten at a single chain more than a handful of times without them trying to slip me some cheese. What, is there some kind of conspiracy?
I'm not lovin' it, I don't have it my way, I don't got it, I'm not thinking outside the stupid bun, and it's not waaay better than fast food. It's nasty and I hate it.
Had to get that off my chest. First post, yay.
EDIT: Oh, ok, I forgot, some people are so allergic they have to make sure whatever it is doesn't get on the spatulas or anything. I see. It just freaked me out because I was worried he was going to condemn me for being a pain if I'm not allergic. Mea culpa.