After a few sessions with an RMT, and it turns out there's a very good chance I have a mild form of functional scoliosis. Well, more than a good chance, the RMT believes I do but wants me to take an X-Ray to prove it 100%. I'll be speaking with my doctor about getting an X-Ray and possible treatment options in a week.
The doctor was very upset at how I was treated by the secretary and she'll be looking into what happened.
The moral of the story? If you think something is wrong with your body, fight for an appointment with your doctor as soon as possible.