A bus driver is getting ready to pull out. The front door is closed, and he's raising the front of the bus to get ready to go, when suddenly a woman comes running from the station. The driver watches her in his rear-view mirror. (I'm waiting at the bay in front of his, and I can see him through the front window.) He's clearly seen her.
Just as she reaches the back door, he slams them shut, then, laughing, drives off.
Classy. Reeeeeeeal classy.