One thing: If you don't know me, don't call me anything other than "Hey" or "Sir" or something similar. Don't call me "little man" or "big guy." You know, Applebee's server, I am a big guy and I am older or at the very least, the same age as you. Don't patronize me by calling me "little man" or "big guy" like I'm a kid on your Pee-Wee baseball team. kthnx.
Oh, and I was at teh malls food court the other day. I have walking pneumonia. It's not fun. I cough a lot randomly. I was at Arby's, and...
M = ME
S = Server
M: I would like a-*coughcoughcough*
S: HAHAHAHA. A BIG OL' DRINK! :BBBBB
M: ...a roast beef sandwich.