i cancelled the landline that we had in our house cuz it was nothing but sales calls. this is one of my favorites:
please hold for a very important notice!
him: blah blah blah blah blah credit cards
me: plz to take me off your list
him: whatever! *click*
hahahha!
and this one, not exact, but you'll get the point
me:take me off your list
her:but you need this discover card!
me: no i don't, take me off your list
her:blah blah blah don't you see? you NEED this card!
me:take me off your list
her: dsalkjdljaldjafljdlajljldblah blah
me: SRSLY SHUT UP AND TAKE ME OFF YOUR F-IN LIST! *RAGE*
hahha.
