You're a BANK. How do you not accept coins? I am attempting to put legal tender into your BANK. Your money comes, fundamentally from people putting money in your BANK.
Yes, I can see you pointing to the coin counter machines, both of which are conveniently broken. That's OK, because these coins are in easily countable, easily managable rolls. It's not like I'm trying to chuck a sack of pennies at you. You aren't a grocery store. I'm not trying to pay for my dinner at a restaurant with $2 rolls of nickels.
Well, I'm off to lug this ridiculously heavy sack to the next closest Commerce, a half a mile away... thanks for the WOW! customer service.