I called with a coupon. You said I couldn't get the deal if I ordered a Brooklyn crust, even though no such stipulation is found anywhere on said coupon. I said okay, I'll pay the extra three dollars more and forget the coupon in order to get the Brooklyn.
How happy I was to find out when I got home you did NOT give me the Brooklyn crust, despite me paying more. And oh, look - when I said onions on half you thought it'd be cute to put onions on all but two pieces. I guess you thought I'd like the onions MORE if you just sprinkled them on top after the pizza was cooked already so that they were mostly raw. Yum.
I hate you.
- Hope
