STOP FUCKING PISSING ME OFF!
Seriously though, I was in there and for the period of 10 minuets and still came very close to breaking something.
This is a ritual we do every semester here, the registrars office is the definition of incompetant children. Somehow I think my 14 year old brother could do their job better than them, and he's a grade A moron.
Me- Hi, I came in here on Friday with a scheduling problem, somehow I got taken out of the Horror Fiction class I signed up for and got put in to Fiction To Film which is a schedule conflict, I talked to someone friday who said the class was closed and that in order to get in I had to show you the paper you all printed out for me in march to prove that YOU GUYS screwed up and I didn't misread the paper.
Lady at desk- Oh well you talked to Jan on friday and she's not in today so you have to wait.
Me- Like hell (okay I said that part in my head), Look, this is not my screw up, this happens EVERY SEMESTER and it's ridiculous. I have the paper, I showed you the paper, I was in the class and for some reason someone in this office took me out of the class and now it's closed and this is my last chance to get in to this class. WHAT am I paying for again? (by then K, my husband, was giving me looks as if to say "down girl")
Lady- Don't worry, it's a FALL class (duh), It's not like it's this afternoon (duh again) you can wait one more day
Me- (fuming) There's already a waiting list to get in to the class and I'd really like this taken care of as soon as possible (is straining her best to be polite and not scream "YOU INCOMPETANT FUCKTARDS GIVE ME MY THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS BACK!").
Me- Is there anyone else here that could take care of this?
Lady- Well I would but Jan already started and I would look pretty stupid calling the professor if he already discussed this with her (No hon, you look stupid for NOT GETTING MY FRICKEN SCHEDULE RIGHT FOR THE TENTH TIME).
So we go back and forth like this for a good ten minuets (I'd write more but there's a lot and it'd bore you, it's just details on who is calling whom and when.
Note to self- DROP THE FUCK OUT OF THIS COLLEGE BEFOE YOU GO INSANE.