GEICO Auto Insurance:

STOP CANCELING MY POLICIES! Seriously! It's not fucking funny! This is the SECOND time you've done this to me. My bill was due August 4th...you canceled it July 24th....I found it about it on August 2nd! Were you not going to tell me about it, and assume I'd find out when I got pulled over!?!?! YES the lady on the line was very helpful, and got my policy back on the road, but seriously STOP CANCELING MY POLICIES.