So, the deli clerks at Publix keep telling my boyfriend they "don't have ranch" to put on our subs. One day he went to a different one and told the deli clerk at that location about it. She said they are lying, that they have it stored in a container...Anyway, next time at this particular Publix, when the clerk says NO to ranch, he said "I know you have it." She rolls her eyes and begrudgingly gets ranch from god knows where and puts it on the sub. WTF? It was not an outrageous request!
EVen more funny: The guy after us wanted tomato on his sub and she tells him they're "out". his response: "Publix...is out of tomatoes?"