so i am about 120% below the poverty level, and my hair was all dead and crispy so i needed a haircut. i was going to go to the beauty school at Mount Hood Community College, but my mom said "WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GET YOUR HAIR DONE AT A BEAUTY COLLEGE!"
anyway the only other place that i could afford was.... SuperCuts. and i hate supercuts. so in this subconcious thing where i do everything to make them proud, i went to supercuts rather than the cosmetology department.
THEY RUINED MY HAIR AND MY DAUGHTER'S HAIR! SHE GOT REALLY UGLY 70s FEATHERED BANGS WHEN I ASKED FOR A BLUNT FRENCH GIRL A LINE BOB. AND I WANTED THE SAME, BUT WITHOUT BANGS, AND WITH LOTS OF LAYERS TO TAKE OFF SOME OF THE WEIGHT.
what did i get???
completely horrible ripped off hair. its totally not smooth. she cut both our hair the way you'd cut a man's hair. My hair looks like Christian Slater circa 1993, with an obvious blunt line, where there should be soft rounded layers. Rinoa's bangs look like the front of a little boy's conservative clean cut haircut, and the back looks like Amilie. WHAT DO I DO WITH THAT??????????????????????????????
Plus the lady cutting rinoa's hair was all paranoid and negative yelling "theres nothing more i can do!" and yelling about the "meth heads"... while cutting a 3 year old's hair.
The lady who cut mine just wouldnt listen. When i confronted her politely about the bad job, she said "well it's just supercut's patented process". i said, "what do you mean patented process".
she went on: "these two men long ago found a way to speed up hair cutting by layering the opposite way the rest of the industry does. and we take two cuts where others take one."
oh so its a patented process for being careless and sloppy and giving you a crappy haircut when you asked for the one that you printed off the internet and made sure the model had the same hair type as you. oh that kind of patented process.
Any one know a stylist in Portland? if not, good thing i still have that appt. at the cosmetology department.