Man: *enters PIN*
Cashier: Wait - you're not Caroline [Surname]!
Man: *shifty feet* No, uh, that's my girlfriend, she asked me to take out €1500 from her account.
Cashier: Oh. OK! *counts out cash*
Would it be too much to ask that the cashier pick up the phone beside her and call the number that's on her screen that belongs to the account holder to ask if she really had authorised a massive withdrawal?