Q = Quiznos bitch, M = me.
M: Hey can I just get a large drink?
Q: $x.xx *hands me cup*
I pay with a five, I believe. He hands me my change. Since I go in there so often, I tip every time. I was having a giddy happy lovely day so I just said, fuck it, and threw all of my change in the tip jar. That was like a 200% tip considering all I bought was a drink and all he had to do was hand me a cup.
M: *puts money in tip jar* See you later. *goes to fill up drink but still like five feet away*
Q: Snort. That's like, what, two fifty? Oh my goddd how crazy is that! *turns to other two employees, dripping with sarcasm* Woah you guys check out what this generous, generous person here gave me! That's like a whole gallon of gas! Oh my god!
Uh, exfuckingcuse me? All you had to do was hand me a drink. My entire purchase was less than two dollars and you got tipped. Not only did you get tipped at all (which, come on, how many times do people tip for a fountain drink??) but you got tipped two or three times the amount of the purchase!
Ungrateful little shit.
[EDIT] Since so many people are saying I should have spoken to the manager, don't worry, I did. Like I said I went in there every day so they all knew me and after he said that I just kind of looked at the other people and were like, "Yeah, you wanna take care of that?" 'cause they sure as hell weren't laughing with him. I would have felt bad taking back the tip because they split them evenly at the end of the shifts and two people I really enjoyed there would have had it taken away, too :(