So my phone has died. Dig a hole and drop it in. So I ordered a new phone from my provider and awaited it's arrival. By Friday it's expected arrival date I get my tracking number and I log on to ups.com to see that it's out for delivery yippie. So I wait until 5ish and I decide to go hang out with the guy I'm seeing. When I get home I see that there is no "sorry we missed you" post it on my door so I check ups.com again and see that it had been delivered to 1234 street name apt. number 29 to the back door. Ok I live at 1235 apt. number 29 and I don't have a back door and I get pissed off. I go over to the front office to see if it had been delivered there and it wasn't but the lady who works over there calls the apt. it was supposedly delivered to and asks if it was and they say it wasn't. Crap. So I call ups to see if there was some sort of mistake and they say no it had been delivered and they would start an investigation. So the more I stew about it I think back door did the lean over the railing and fling it on my outside patio in the rain. I go and check and sure enough they had. The person delivering it had to lean over the railing and fling it up and over the side of the balcony to get it in there where it landed behind a bush in my muddy planter. wtf? I did not specify it was ok to leave it back there.