Dear prick selling magazines (which is probably a scam in the first place),
My mom is a lot nicer then I am. She POLITELY told you that she would love to help you, but we don't have any money to spare. At this point, you should have said thank you anyways and moved on. Is that what you did? No. You had the fucking audacity to ask her WHY. Why she couldn't afford to give you money.
WHY is that any of your business?! My dad way laid off, that's fucking why. If it was me who was dealing with you, I would have told you to "mind your own fucking business" and closed the door in your face. She wouldn't have even answered the door in the first place if she wasn't waiting on the UPS guy.
No love,
Me.