She wanted to know if a positive result would be a good thing, and I just looked at her and shrugged. Then she went into this spiel about being 41 and desperately wanting a child, and did I have any kids yet?
I shrugged again, said I had two kids, and handed over my money. She nattered on about how people who don't want any more kids shouldn't have unprotected sex - which just pissed me right the fuck off, first for her asking personal questions, and second for her making assumptions about my contraceptive choices and sexual practices.
It so happened that it was purchased as part of a project I'm working on for a client, not for my use. But since when is it any of the drug store cashier's fucking business?
I filed a complaint with corporate. Criminy, with such indiscretion, it's no wonder that teenagers are afraid to go to the pharmacy for condoms!