Him: HELLO! MY NAME IS MARK!
Me: Hi, my name is Megan. (I remember Mark from when he was in Special Olympics with my sister).
Him: MEGAN, HAAAAAAAAAPY NEW YEAR! (At this point he gives me a hug.)
Me: Yeah man, you to.
Mark: MEGAN! DO YOU KNOW THAT VALENTINES DAY IS COMING?
Mark: (he now starts rubbing his nose because there is snot dripping all over. Then he takes his hand and kisses it and smacks it on my cheek.)
Me: (horrified but trying to keep a smile on my bright red face) Okaaaaay, I am in a rush -
Mark: MEGAN! (now he is pointing at his cheek expecting me to do it back.)
Sadly, I had no snot coming out of my nose, therefore, I kissed my (snot free) hand and put it on his cheek. We then parted ways. This whole story would have been hilarious had it been someone else.