I'm in the local Wal*Mart, browsing through the cake ingredients. I feel a gentle tap on my shoulder, and hear a young male say "Excuse me, could you tell me where the jelly is?" I turn around to say it's a couple isles further down.
It's a fucking Wal*Mart employee. Asking me (A customer who's never worked there in his life) where the bloody Jelly is.