Boyfriend: [gives dvds, rewardzone card, coupons.]
Trainer: [instructs the scanning.]
Cashier: [scans.] Okay, cool. total is $xx.xx.
Boyfriend: [holds up debit card] Debit. I just swipe right here, right?
Cashier: Yeah.
Trainer: Ooh, good thing it was approved. If it wasn't, we would have had to hold your girlfriend hostage.
Boyfriend: [laughs] Oh, you can take her anyway. Put her to work, get me some employee discounts! Give her a job! [Cashier, Trainer, and I all laugh.]
Me: I have a job!
Trainer: He doesn't think you need a job, he just thinks you need someone to teach you how to treat a man. [my jaw drops.] You should stay here, do my dishes, my laundry, like a good woman. [jaw hits the floor.]
Boyfriend: [not realizing how offended I am] Haha, good luck with that.

We leave, and I was fuming. My boyfriend hadn't really been listening, so when I repeated what he had said, Boyfriend asked if I wanted him to go back and punch the guy. I declined the offer, but appreciated the chivalry. lol.